End of week one

Warning: This page is likely to change as I write more sillyness. Not much sillyness at the mo-ment, I'm a bit busy. Sorry.

Well, week one is over and we're well on our way. The 'teenage fluff' has developed for most. Upset partners have packed their bags and left. And Steve is looking very shifty.

Our progress is below.

David Lil-Mo Njoku




Sponsor Lil Mo.

This week Lil Mo has been mostly drawing smiley faces on Rich Tea biscuits in mustard. He intends to phone the Guiness Book of Records next Tuesday to find out if he's set a new world record for smiley face drawing.

Glen Am-Mo Bleksley


Sponsor Am-mo

This week Am-Mo has been mostly knitting sweaters for his collection of Barbie and Ken dolls. His favourite is the red and lime green pullover with nice, little pink frills.

Jay Ala-Mo Abram-Champion




Sponsor Ala-Mo

This week Ala-Mo has been mostly buying a pair of Mongolian mountain goats. He is convinced that the world supply of fossil fuels is soon going to run out and cars of the future will run on the milk of Mongolian mountain goats. His two goats, Billie and Piper, will make him a millionaire in the future, he believes.


Sam Pissed-tache-Mo Boot



Sponsor Pissed-tache-Mo

This week Pissed-tache-Mo has been mostly learning to whistle the Japanese national anthem through his nose.

Simon Gran Turis-Mo Tobias
Today Simon is invisible. Maybe we'll see him later.

Sponsor Gran Turis-Mo

This week Gran Turis-Mo has been mostly bragging about that one time that he saw Whatshisname from Big Brother walking down the street. "The air smells sweeter when there's a celebrity around," he claims.


Stephen Mo-Tivator Cairns


Sponsor Mo-Tivator

This week Mo-Tivator has been mostly bouncing a tennis ball against the wall and humming the tune from The Great Escape. He plans to re-enact scenes from Saturday Night Fever next week.

Tim Slo-Mo Williams


Sponsor Slo-Mo
This week Slo-Mo has been mostly writing fan mail to The Cheeky Girls. He has also been working on his latest inventions, velcro dentures and earwax golfballs.

Tom Dyna-Mo Casserly


Sponsor Dyna-Mo
This week Dyna-Mo has been mostly picketing outside his local kebab shop. "What do we want? More onions! When do we want it? NOW!"

Terry The Hairy Yak Pound


Sponsor The Hairy Yak
This week The Hairy Yak has been mostly composing hip-hop and heavy metal versions of popular nursery rhymes and nursery rhyme versions of gangsta rap songs.

Rahul Supre-Mo Sharma


Sponsor Supre-Mo

This week Supre-Mo has been mostly writing his latest book, The Supre-Mo Cookbook, containing such recipes as Ready Salted Crisps pie, Ready Salted Crisps lasagne, Ready Salted Crisps pudding and Ready Salted Crisps jalfrezi.